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The feeling an asexual person gets when their asexuality is threatened by a concept or individual who gives them the horny.
Person 1: *touches asexual person's side* Gotcha!!

Asexual Person: * blushes uwu * Hey!! Knock it off!!!

Person 2: Yeah, you're giving them asexual distress lol

Person 1: what's that?

Person 2: idk they just screamed that at me when I did that
by Jess-ta trashbag May 17, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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