A rare disorder characterized by a neurosensory disturbance that leads a person to think they have pissed themselves, but they have not.
During fits of uncontrollable hysterical laughter, she had bouts of Phantom Pissing Disorder that plagued her.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2020
Get the phantom pissing disorder mug.An obsession for state quarters that renders a sufferer incapable of spending a them. They must save every state quarter they come into contact with. Also known as QHD.
I just picked up 3 MN Quarters at Subways, maybe they will sell me some more. "Boy I could use a soda, but all I have is state quarters, water it is, damn that Quarter Hoarder Disorder."
by Duecey 2 January 12, 2010
Get the Quarter Hoarder Disorder mug.A disorder where an individual eats an excessive amount of food in a short period of time and during these episodes feels as if they have no control. A lot of people describe it as a compulsion, binge eating disorder is an illness which is often overlooked and even ignored. It is a lot like bulimia but the individual doesnt participate in activities to 'rid themselves' of the food. This does not mean they don't feel guilt or regret.
by 4321anon January 24, 2015
Get the Binge eating disorder mug.Center of Attention Deficit Disorder (COADD) is defined as a personality disorder characterized by a constant desire to be noticed, acknowledged, needed or appreciated by the people in your immediate proximity.
Person One: Did you see they way Bobby was wearing his pants inside out last night?
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.
by bornonthebrink August 24, 2009
Get the center of attention deficit disorder mug.A psychological condition relating to the misconception that the male genitalia on one's body is, in fact, larger than it visually appears. This inflated self-image of the penis can also influence social behaviour. Symptoms of severe Cockinsons can be observed in a delusional perception of one's sexual activity.
Jorge: So I heard Ryan was diagnosed with Cockinsons Disorder the other day.
Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.
Ryan: Get bitches bro.
Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.
Ryan: Get bitches bro.
by Dr. Cockinson August 15, 2011
Get the Cockinsons Disorder mug.Twyford Disorder (or TD) is a mental condition where the subject cannot learn from their mistakes. TD was first noticed in 1976 by a British psychotherapist who observed a common housefly repeatedly flying into a window pane. Twyford Disorder occurs mainly in insects, but in rare circumstances it can affect small mammals, primates and in extreme cases, humans.
by Captain-Wow September 27, 2012
Get the Twyford Disorder mug.This disorder is a disorder where certain people(age group it mostly affects are middle schoolers and high schoolers)
Basically this disorder makes you feel as if your thoughts are clogging your brain and you can’t help but be negative. Have you ever thought: ‘My friends hate me’ ‘I’m not pretty enough’ ‘I’ll forever be alone’ ‘everyone hates me’. If so then you might be subjected to RD. do you think no one cares about you,or that you can’t stop thinking about this one negative thought on your mind that just won’t leave you alone. Than you have RD,your mind is basically so restless that it wants to make you miserable by making you think negative. It also can affect sleeping habits,eating habits,and social interactions. It’s like your mind hates you. These thoughts can come out of the blue or maybe because of a recent fight you had with a friend. This disorder can make make you push people away because you want you head to stop or you think that your protecting them from you. You isolate yourself from society and even you family(you won’t wanna be around anyone). It causes your mental stability to go down and make your emotions harder to control. You can have constant headaches and even migraines.
Basically this disorder makes you feel as if your thoughts are clogging your brain and you can’t help but be negative. Have you ever thought: ‘My friends hate me’ ‘I’m not pretty enough’ ‘I’ll forever be alone’ ‘everyone hates me’. If so then you might be subjected to RD. do you think no one cares about you,or that you can’t stop thinking about this one negative thought on your mind that just won’t leave you alone. Than you have RD,your mind is basically so restless that it wants to make you miserable by making you think negative. It also can affect sleeping habits,eating habits,and social interactions. It’s like your mind hates you. These thoughts can come out of the blue or maybe because of a recent fight you had with a friend. This disorder can make make you push people away because you want you head to stop or you think that your protecting them from you. You isolate yourself from society and even you family(you won’t wanna be around anyone). It causes your mental stability to go down and make your emotions harder to control. You can have constant headaches and even migraines.
by Prince_L March 17, 2018
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