penal disorder

'Umm... i know you're my girlfriend and everything... but can i tell you a secret?'

'sure honey!'

'I have a penal disorder...'

'JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!'
by ligadow July 11, 2008
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Bipolar Disorder

bi.po.lar dis.or.der |bīˈpōlər-disˈôrdər|
Noun

Condition given to women's nipples that do not point in a parallel direction, instead the nipples are oriented on opposite poles of the breasts. Usually these nipples can be found on the extreme right and extreme left of a women's breasts.
Sean: Dude look at Shelly's boobs...they are so perfect.
David: nahh man, her nips are pointing in different directions. I think she has Bipolar Disorder.
Sean: Yeah, she might even have lazy nips.
by Sir_Ramsalot March 14, 2011
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Eating Disorder

Someone whom being in close proximity to whilst procuring nourishment exhibits such foul eating habits that projectile ralphing ensues.
by moosir2u July 16, 2010
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unipolar disorder

Tommy has a bipolar disorder, he has split personalities. However I have a unipolar disorder.
by TaylorFoster October 23, 2007
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Ginger Disorder

It’s a disorder where you’re cursed with being a Ginger. You get picked on for it. You may have red hair, freckles, and no soul. If you have any on these you may have Ginger Disorder.
Guy/Girl: Hey look it’s a Ginger!
Me/You: I’m not a Ginger I just have Ginger Disorder.
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A mental illness that can evolve from incarceration due to ongoing humiliation, being forced to follow meaningless directives, frequent and sudden schedule changes and the lack of even the most minimally necessary personal space.
When he couldn’t step into the cramped porta-potty after being released, it hit him that he had likely developed Posttraumatic Prison Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019
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