Angry Bitch Disorder

When a woman, usually overcome by anger will punish or act in a hostile manner toward an individual but when asked will not identify the reason for her anger rendering an adult solution to the problem impossible.

She isn't speaking to me. I'd try to make things right but she's got Angry Bitch Disorder so I can't figure out what the problem is.

by KG989 June 28, 2012

post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD)

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.

Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.

by Chawncey July 24, 2014

dumb bitch disorder

sis is always making dumb ass decisions and choices. also lacks social abilities like speaking and basically just living. She usually gets a crush every two weeks but will always be extremely unsocial when around them, often makes them uncomfortable. shit, they do so much dumb shit it takes a toll on their body

she has dumb bitch disorder it makes her bonkers

by bicthesbebonkers March 20, 2019

phantom pissing disorder

A rare disorder characterized by a neurosensory disturbance that leads a person to think they have pissed themselves, but they have not.

During fits of uncontrollable hysterical laughter, she had bouts of Phantom Pissing Disorder that plagued her.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2020

Quarter Hoarder Disorder

An obsession for state quarters that renders a sufferer incapable of spending a them. They must save every state quarter they come into contact with. Also known as QHD.

I just picked up 3 MN Quarters at Subways, maybe they will sell me some more. "Boy I could use a soda, but all I have is state quarters, water it is, damn that Quarter Hoarder Disorder."

by Duecey 2 January 12, 2010

Binge eating disorder

A disorder where an individual eats an excessive amount of food in a short period of time and during these episodes feels as if they have no control. A lot of people describe it as a compulsion, binge eating disorder is an illness which is often overlooked and even ignored. It is a lot like bulimia but the individual doesnt participate in activities to 'rid themselves' of the food. This does not mean they don't feel guilt or regret.

Binge eating disorder is also known as BED

by 4321anon January 24, 2015

center of attention deficit disorder

Center of Attention Deficit Disorder (COADD) is defined as a personality disorder characterized by a constant desire to be noticed, acknowledged, needed or appreciated by the people in your immediate proximity.

Person One: Did you see they way Bobby was wearing his pants inside out last night?
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.

by bornonthebrink August 24, 2009