Disappointment day

Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.

Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"

Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"

by Jonathon Quick December 29, 2009

disafuckingpeared

When a person who used to be your friend disappears for a long period of time

Where the hell did you go, you disafuckingpeared?

by L.J.L September 8, 2010

Disapproval Boner

A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.

As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.

"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."

by Yes, *that* Essence May 2, 2014

Disabilitist

Making fun of someone who's disable.

Stop making fun of my disability, you disabilitist fuck!

by Amanwhocan'thear February 23, 2017

disappointed Dusty

Masturbating. This is in reference to the Dusty Rhodes (former WWE wrestler) ad campaign where he says “Don’t be silly...Don’t play with your Willy “ on behalf of the American Board for Sexual Wellbeing.

“What did you do when your girl cancelled on you?”
“Let’s just say, I disappointed Dusty.”

by RonBurgundy2001 January 25, 2018

Disabe

Disabe (Disable), to be disbabed (Disabled). When you say something so stupid that you become Disabed
Disabe (Dis-ab / Disabed (Dis-ab'd)

Person 1: Wow, I cant spell this word
Person 2: Unlucky mate, you are now disabed

Person 1: This music is great
Person 2: If you like this music you must be disabed

by FC.RIE238221 October 17, 2018

disaster goblin

Radiates chaotic neutral energy . One may attain "disaster goblin status".
reference: Youtube, "vines for disaster goblins" 2018

Old school RuneScape (may also be) in reference to Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Goblin generals.

" i am a disaster goblin and i've never felt so appreciated, this is beautiful, i'm crying into all this gold i've stolen " - Booty Duke

" I achieved my disaster goblin status when I finally got over my salmonella on christmas day only to come down with strep throat the very next day " - Wikjah Greenwell

by DEd_fekuf December 29, 2018