Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.

Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.

by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021

dinky doo

you take a soft placid penis and slap it on the head of an unsuspecting victim, they have been dinky doo'd

soft penis to head of victim you have been dinky doo'd

by gang of gin April 24, 2006

Dingly

Adjective: A word to describe a pathetic, clumsy man.

Look at that fat dingly ginger kid falling over again.

by Zduk April 23, 2012

Dinkle Berries

A butt hair with a tiny piece of crap at the end of it.

Dave's butt is covered in dinkle berries!

by Cristinnnnaaaaa July 25, 2009

freaky dinky awesome

even more awesome then awesome

"that is so freaky dinky awesome"

by jasmine culver March 24, 2008

Tingly Dingly

When you pepper spray someone trying to get at your peen, and a little bit of pepper spray gets on your dingly, thus becoming tingly.

I had to defend myself, so now I got a tingly dingly.

by NightWolf689 May 11, 2020

dinklepuss

1. A word used to describe a person that has no backbone.
2. A wimp, loser, a person with no substance.

My boss at work is a real dinklepuss...he couldn't even fire Bobby A when he had the chance.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006