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Fuck me dingo 

To fuck ones dingo, also meaning "well, fuck me"
person 1: omg, look at that hot chick
person 2: fuck me dingo
person 1: I know right!
Fuck me dingo by jayyeah977 August 23, 2014

boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through 

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)

frisky dingo 

A cartoon originated from adultswim.com and is about a guy named Xander and a series of the stupidest yet interesing events, but after 13 episodes they all die.
Hooker:YESS oh YESS..dont stop, dont stop!
(Xander hears his girlfriend approaching)
Xander:Shut up hooker!
Episode of Frisky Dingo
frisky dingo by OHgeez December 14, 2008
All bruhs got the curse of the mandigo!
man dingo by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Hand Dingo

A fierce, sometimes violent hand job given with no regard for surrounding persons.
Scotty got a hand dingo from some slut under the table at the bar last night.
Hand Dingo by RobbyBigBalls January 22, 2009

Fetid dingo kidney 

That which is not given when one does not care about something.
Fred did not give a fetid dingo kidney that this page only has one reference to where the phrase came from.