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Big-dicked

When someone pulles out their cock and it's bigger than yours.
I thought I could drink more than him but he big-dicked me and won.
by Champion October 8, 2016
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You Just Got Dicked With!

A cry of glory, usually cried out during a video game battle or backyard football game, proclaiming that the person (or persons) opposing the speaker were fucking owned.
Brandon: Dude, he just fucking no-scoped me.

Chase: You just got dicked with!
by Entr' Acte November 16, 2009
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Peanut-Butter-Dicked

On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.
I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!
by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011
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Licked and Dicked

Lori can't wait to get licked and dicked tonight, so she's on the prowl!!!
by Jillina March 23, 2013
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Triple-dicked

When on a chat site like Omegle or Chatroulette, where the "Stranger" is a guy jerking it three times in a row.
Bro, I was trolling Omegle and I got triple-dicked. It was messed up.

Lol fag.
by mcake June 12, 2010
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Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.
Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.
by Jack Bard August 26, 2013
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Re-dicked

Kathy was unsatisfied with her lover and requested to be Re-dicked
by spookypooky December 31, 2014
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