Dick cheese

magregor

"Magregor has dick cheese"

by Ihate_dickcheese January 29, 2024

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

dick cheese

something quar has

person 1: quar has dick cheese
person 2: i know

by cockdestroyer999999 July 10, 2021

Dick Cheese

Craig Somerville

The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville

by Friendly banterman September 12, 2022

Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”

by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022

Dick cheese

yummy substance from unwashed penis

person: damn! he has dick cheese

other person: 😏

by bigfatdickcheese January 7, 2022

Dick cheese

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.

That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me

by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022