by Precious kelly June 28, 2022

Buying lots of worthless items and in coincidence, said worthless item goes up in value and demand, making you a profit. This phrase is named after Timothy Dexter, who was known for being stupid and taking bad advice to buy or send useless items that was meant to make him poor, but ended up making him a profit due to coincidence of high demand. This phrase comes from Sam O’Nellas Academy where he said “demands went way up, dexters laughing.” video on Timothy Dexter when describing the event where he bought lots of whale bone and then coincidentally, mean wearing corsets became a big thing in France, therefore causing him to get a huge profit.
Person 1: “I just bought a bunch of Blockbuster gift cards for pennies and in a dumb found if luck, shortly after, Blockbuster gift cards went up in value.”
Person 2: “Dexter’s Laughing”
Person 2: “Dexter’s Laughing”
by Grizzlydino August 28, 2023

When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.
"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."
by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017

A biscuit that uses its tiny hands to ‘hold itself together’ better.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.
Caramel choc hob non holds more dexterity so can be dunk a few times 😋
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.
by Gentlemens night May 27, 2020

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Some faggot ass bitch who makes terrible music
by Coalfox June 12, 2016

Someone that is kind, out going, lovable. Laughs cutely, — and someone you’ll fall for but will never be yours.
Dexter: A guy from afar
Dexter: A guy from afar
by thegirlwhostares June 8, 2021
