mutually assured destruction

Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.

Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?

...from mutually assured destruction

mutually assured destruction by Big Pawel April 20, 2008

Weapons of Islamic Destruction 

George Bush's countermeasures for weapons of mass destruction. Never released to the public.
See also: Weapons of Weight Destruction

Trying to destroy Catholic worship, eh? We need to build bigger bombs to destroy the other religion!

Weapons of Islamic Destruction by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Weapon of Mask Destruction 

When the individual right to liberty and freedom as part of human rights gives people the choice to decide whether or not to wear a face mask, especially if the authorities have made mask wearing mandatory for everyone in public places—in practice, they could be fined or jailed (or even caned in some extreme cases) for refusing to don a mask.

In a number of red states, millions of hardcore Trumpublicans have used personal, religious, or political freedom as their weapon of mask destruction—they’re not going to bow down to “mask oppression” even if a jail imprisonment awaits them for their repeated social disobedience.

Weapon of Mask Destruction by MathPlus July 15, 2021

Goyangi destruction 

When you blast a Korean chick while absolutely skull fucked.

“Bro I was not good in that first hour. I committed Goyangi destruction on Sujean”

Goyangi destruction by sugardaddy69420 October 22, 2018

mutually assured destruction

term used during the cold war. was used to describe the effect of one party making use of nuclear weapons, which would cause a retaliatory attack from the victim. eventually, both partys, the attacker and victim, would be completly destroyed by the nuclear weapons and no one would win. MAD was on of the main things keeping russia from attacking the US with nukes.

mutually assured destruction by ashley August 30, 2003

mutually assured destruction

A concept that arose out of the Cold War between the US and USSR. The idea was that both sides had enough fire power and the technology to monitor and deliver it that if either side made a move, the end result would be the destruction of both sides. Sometimes shortened to MAD (which is what it was).

Mutually assured destruction was the equivalent of a Mexican Standoff.

mutually assured destruction by Nitewing '98 September 2, 2003

vaginal rabbit destruction 

this is when you stick a rabbit into a consensual women's vaginal area and proceed to anally rape the rabbit whilst in the women.

Best experienced if the rabbit is rabid.

"YO you wanna go preform vaginal rabbit destruction on Lucy later?"
"No, Lucy is my dog."

vaginal rabbit destruction by autismodickdestroyer December 5, 2018