Self-Defecating

To intentionally or unintentionally shit one's pants.

Man: What's that horrid stink? Have you shit yourself again?

Man 2: I've been self-defecating.

by lightheaded2687 March 5, 2010

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.

While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

by weave December 9, 2003

day of defeat

A HL Mod that is better than the craptastic, Counter Strike

I just took a shit on counterstrike.

by Anonymous February 5, 2003

Lazy Town Defence

Argument used to justify perving over underage girls, by claiming that because they're now 'legal' it's OK to have been fantasising over an underager.

"It's not peadophilia to wank off over Stephanie, she's 18 now' protested John, invoking the Lazy Town Defence when Susan caught him with his penis in hand whilst watching old episodes of 'Sabrina'

by The Amorous Badger January 29, 2009

Defecatus Academus

Latin for taking a dump in school.

I couldn't hold it til I got home, so I had to do the Defecatus Academus.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

postmodern Public Defender

Some poor schmuck was given the sad job of defending poor private fools against acts of larceny perpetrated by the entirety of the general public. He seldom has the integrity to look his client in the eyes because he knows the public always treads on the private.

The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

decievious

A combination of decieve and devious, it is the "dece" of decieve and "vious" of devious. It is the act of fooling someone and deviously planning something ill natured.

"Don't listen to a word that broad says, she's mad decievious"

by Chris Rubin, aka Big Rube, aka Teach August 30, 2008