deeker

the best web site ever

deeker is a site with diaper stories.

by unknown April 9, 2005

Demeter

Greek God of fertilty and awesome name for a dog!

hey Demeter come meet her! :)

by Demeterisawesome April 18, 2010

the case of charles dexter ward

One of HP Lovecraft's longest stories, and my personal favorite by him. Contains one of the best lines ever:

"Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it."

If you liked other Lovecraft stuff, don't miss this one!

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward is a weird, trippy, intriguing story.

by kevhanel August 8, 2006

dexter

the coolest kid ever! Very awesome has a great taste in music. And is the greatest person to be around. Hes also freaking gorgeous.

There is only one good dexter. Thats dexter mcgrew. hehe

by steve the crack whore April 23, 2009

Deemer

An idiot. Someone who fucks up all the time and never succeeds in life. Deemer's generally fail at life, over and over again, yet never realize it.

"Hey man, I heard Mackenzie got pregnant again, even after she took 9 weeks of that Abstinence course."
"What a deemer!"

by Connor Dui April 17, 2008

non-deterministic turing machine

A machine capable of solving the toughest mathematical problems in polynomial time. It knows everything, is all powerful and gives you answers before you even ask a question. I didn't know what to write here, so I asked it, it gave me this response.

Guy1: What do they keep in area 51?
Guy2: The non-deterministic turing machine. They don't want you to know they have it, but they've been using it to solve crazy math problems in polynomial time for YEARS!
Guy1: Dude, you're fucked up.

by vaxt February 1, 2006

Dexter

Dexter is a popular TV show about a serial killer who only kills bad people. His method of killing is to kidnap them, wrap them up in plastic wrap, and stab them in the chest.

To 'Dexter' someone would be the equivalent to 'messing someone up'.

Person 1: What did that bitch say to you? Ooooh, i'm gonna dexter her so bad!!!

by Anon. Fox December 18, 2012