Dave

Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave

Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!

by Ash-Dave Krystee-Dave April 16, 2019

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Dave

listen have you ever been to mid west? that's is a dave's domain ... he love it there. have you of cats? So has Dave. he loves kitties nicely. SPORTS SPORTS SPROTS. damn if you ever meet. a dave, never forget, because you won't be forgotten . and that's on periodt

me: hi have you heard of the best person evert???
you: no who
you: wait you gonna say Dave right
me: how did you know??
you: because of course, Dave supremacy

by DJ Fairlady November 1, 2021

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Men who comment unnecessarily on the condition of a woman’s body

Man: ur fat

Suck a fat wienerrrrrrr, DAVE

by nennycakes February 4, 2021

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Dave is the worst barber in New Jersey. Generally he is used to punish kids with horrible haircuts.

My son bought v-bucks on my credit card so I took him to Dave for punishment.

by King dedede Discord server August 3, 2022

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A close relation to the Neanderthal , generally on the lower IQ spectrum often appear as delusional. They commonly struggle with the basic understanding and completion of rudemental tasks.

They commonly dwell in the darks corners of twitter, making up conspiracy theories whilst praying on anyone that has any form of complex opinion. The Dave's actually sustain their presence on are worldly plain by reducing the IQs of the people that come in contact with them.

Twitter user: "These flat earthers are ridiculous"
Dave: "World flat! il kill your entire family with rock"

by LittleZeus September 26, 2020

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