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date my mom

a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.
1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*

2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.
by ThroatSlit May 17, 2006
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Dagen

Dark haired boy. Has pretty eyes. Likes to ride anything with wheels. Pretty rad dude.
Did you see that Dagen on his bike over there?
by 2002_EPR May 15, 2014
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date night

A time when a couple can take time for themselves away from children and responsibilities. While often occurring at night, a Date Night can happen during day hours as well. Not to be confused with a Date, as that is between unmarried couples solely.
MY husband and I enjoy having a date night on Saturday nights when our daughter goes to bed.
by acpisme October 31, 2015
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date dash

A fraternity or sorority event in which the members usually aren't notified of the even until close to when it will happen, so they must "dash" to get a date. Most fraternity ones are just drinking with your date in matching, themed t-shirts.
Suzie: I just got invited to a Sigma Pi fraternity date dash.
Jenny: Are you gonna go?
Suzie: Of course! Free alcohol and a free shirt.
by EmTem December 25, 2011
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Dalena

Sweet and beautiful but very smart. Very caring person with a great and bright personality. Always smiling.
Dalena is so cute. She's truly a Dalena.
by dr3am3rx3 September 15, 2011
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dagenham smile

Buttock cleavage exhibited by large people when wearing ill-fitting or inadequate trousers. Most commonly associated with workmen and labourers in the construction trade. Often referred to as a "brickie's arse" or "builder's bum".
When the plumber bent over to pick up his wrench my mum copped an eyeful of his dagenham smile.
by Squirrel Face February 5, 2004
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Damen

Wassup my damen”
by Flxm3122 August 8, 2023
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