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Datan

Datan is a name of a person you shouldn't mess with, their name rhymes with Satan! If you do things they like their cool, but if you cross them they are down right sadistic and vengeful
That guy acted like a real Datan. You probably shouldn't have pissed them off
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DATAJA

User A: Hi all
User A: Can I ask a question about Javascript?
User B: DATAJA

Most commonly used in multi-user chatrooms such as IRC. The idea is to save everyone some time. By just stating your question, anyone can reply at their own leisure when they see and read it, instead of committing to a conversation they might not have the answer to anyway.
by netripper January 4, 2022
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Bulk Data Transfer

Telecommunication technicians terminology for taking a shit.
Hey bro, when the satellite signal comes back in switch us from legacy interface to Asynchronous Transfer Mode! I'll be back in 10, I gotta make a bulk data transfer.
by Spc Tuna October 5, 2011
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dating data

( considering that a person is on more than 1 dating sites ast

( noun): the amount of physical space as well as data being used by all the combined dating apps on your phone

( verb): dating exclusively online instead of in a combination of online/real life
If you are going to be dating data, definition b), you are either afraid of a findom sugar baby or you have completely lost contact with reality, or you may be suffering a severe case of social anxiety
by Sexydimma July 13, 2016
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Dead Data

(noun)

1 : (cultural warming) Data that is no longer relevant.
Vogue is dead data.
Louis Vuitton is dead data.
by lquipu July 18, 2017
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L.D.M. (Low Data Mode)

When someone’s brain is so slow or dumb that it reaches a pause moment. When following direction or asked to do something or even understanding a joke. The brain shuts down and goes into low data mode unable to process the situation. This person usually has a paused confused dumb stare or the mouth has dropped or they just say OK just to agree. They never figure out how to accomplish a situation or get the joke.
E.g. 1. That poor valley girl brain went into L.D.M. (low data mode). She looked confused and pause for a few seconds said OK and walked away. Realizing her friends are making fun of her. She came back a few minutes later and said that’s fucked up that wasn’t funny.

E.g. 2. When the hot teacher came in the room all the boys went into L.D.M. (low data mode). They were so confused they started saying here, here, here as if it was attendance roll call.
by Liljoe6981 July 6, 2021
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Data Junkie

In a test lab environment, the Slave Master to the Data Monkeys. The Data Junkie will typically assign to his Data Monkeys, the chore of running endless tests that could take days or weeks that will produce a plethora of data that is used to overwhelm upper management, co-workers, techology partners, and customers.
Data Junkies also tend to spend long periods of time composing large emails that contain a lot of Copy and Pasting from various email threads. Because the Copy and Pasted emails are actually attachments {that also contain embedded attachments}, there is no logical organization of the data, which causes the email recipients to either not read the email or to spend days attempting to digest and get the information mentally organized. Typical email sizes from Data Junkies tend to run in the megabytes and clog Inboxes.

This tactic can achieve two purposes:
1. In a company where there is a hostile inter-departmental political war between departments and the Data Junkie is in the hot seat, this tactic can be used to stun the aggressor to back off because the aggressor has to sift through the pile of data, and the aggressor doesn't have the time.

This diffuses the situation and buys the Data Junkie Time.

2. The endless amount of overwhelming data can also be used to dazzle upper management and to dazzle clueless hostile customers. In a customer service environment, this technique moves the focus from the customer problem to talking about the overwhelming data, which will calm the customer down.
by scseh October 26, 2008
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