darren shan

me-DARREN SHAN IS THE BOMB!!!
person-who are u even talking about
me-DARREN SHAN DUH HAVE YOU EVER READ THR VAMPIRE SRES?!?
person-no BUT i have read HARRY POTTER
me- =.=

darren shan

by Izuku midorya ::>_<::◑﹏◐◑︿◐😈 March 09, 2020

Disco Darren

Disco Darren is a well known internet persona (off a famous Liverpool FC fans' website). Disco Darren is notorious for driving a mini, failing his driving classes 100 times and also for being a fanboi of a very obscure indian song.

i'm a disco dancer
but i've got no place to go
(i'm a disco boy i'm a disco boy)
im a disco dancer baby
but my feet wont touch the floor
(im a disco boy im a disco boy)
oh no
i've been sleeping twenty years or more
I remember a long time ago
(im a disco boy im a disco boy)
nya nya nya nya
now im back to change your mind
now im moving right in time
in a world that's turned unkind
I see what's going on behind my back
im a disco dancer
I keep dancin' on and on
(im a disco boy im a disco boy)
oh no
im a disco dancer baby
but I think that something's wrong

Disco Darren

by fredof March 07, 2009

daddy darren

A man who eats pussy juice as much as he drinks popeyes pussy. Sweeta then my pussy

Man Daddy Darren ate me out last night.

by Dj lol December 23, 2017

Darren Criss

when you are in deep in love with Darren Criss and you would actually be Mia Swier

Darren Criss

by gleeblaineclub January 15, 2021

Darren Small Cock

Noun

Derogatory name of a man with a penis of below average girth. Applies no matter what length

(1st girl) "how was your date last night?"
(2nd girl) "Date with who?...Oh, Darren Small Cock. It was 'grrreat'... I didn't get much or orgasm until after he left ;)"

by tracyducy December 16, 2012

Dirty Uncle Darren

A mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal, Ginger Ale and Bitters. Adding a maraschino cherry makes it "Dirty".

Bartender, get me a Dirty Uncle Darren. And make it double dirty.

by DinKyDK March 25, 2011

Houdini Darren Delight

Similar to the houdini cheesecake except your mate runs out the closet and bums you. All gay men are called Darren hence the name of this rather cynical surprise act.

"Darren you twat, can't believe you tried the Houdini Darren Delight on me. It's a good thing you are a soft arse otherwise you may have overpowered and bummed me!"

by Ste Crayston March 02, 2007