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The Daily Snuff

A Satire news source used to make boys into men and the offended into crybabies. Most of Everyone will get mildly if not completely offended by the news we provide. That said, you should refrain your children from viewing this site if they are mildly if not completely mentally retarded.
myself:Yo! I heard that 95% of mexicans Are minorities.
Offended:Where did you hear that?
myself:It was top news on The Daily Snuff! get with the program dude!
by Spicy taco 123 October 26, 2010
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The Daily

Reference to one’s regular, daily bowel movement.
I’ll be back. Need to take the daily.

Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.

Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018
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daily pwnage

1. The art of pwning nubs religiously.
2. Ones obligation and duty to completely obliterate another person, both physically and emotionally, as well as psychologically.
Hey Rob, how was gaming last night? Did you completely pwn those nubs?

Yea, I definitely fufilled my daily pwnage last night in that complete and utter wreckage.
by dailypwnage September 16, 2006
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Daikeru

The best yaoi pairing of all time. It is the pairing of TK and Davis from Digimon 02 and is the combination of their japanese names. Daisuke and Takeru.
Daikeru is the best yaoi pairing ever!
by KeruKeru October 19, 2010
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Dailyhoodclips

A huge meme page that is the biggest sell out on instagram
Guy 1 "hey you know dailyhoodclips?"
Guy2 "ya you actually follow that guy he sucks"
Guy3 "ya you idiot he's a sell out
Guy1 *proceeds to get ligma*
by DanksmansXD July 25, 2018
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Daily Double

A persons daily dropping/shit.
Derives from "Doing Number 2" or "dropping a deuce" and doing it everyday.
A daily double usually occurs around the same time of each day, consistantly.
"It's time for my Daily Double."
"I just daily doubled your bathroom."
by KM!! January 28, 2008
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Daily dose

1. Singular consumption on a daily basis, such as a morning coffee or a newspaper
2. Shocking internet culture injected into your monitor by strangers
Example 1
Jack: Sounds like stoner doom metal.
John: Yeah, my daily dose of.

Example 2
Jack: I was browsing some shit and had my daily dose of Piccolo!
John: Lay off the internet, it's fucking with your head
by Deusnut December 10, 2014
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