satan's dumplings

Dog poo

We had a great party round at ours last week, unfortunately someone gave our lass's Bedlington terrier a bowl of Guinness and beef vindaloo the next morning the kitchen floor was covered in satan's dumplings

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017

diddly dumple

cruel word for penis

you can go suck my diddly dumple

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

smooth dumplings

Shaved testicles.

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!

by not2greene September 8, 2011

Chug Dumpling

When you chug a beer while taking a dump.

I cracked a beer on the toilet and chugged it as I pooped. I preformed a chug dumpling.

by Dr Chug Dumpling October 3, 2021

Crack Dumpling

A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.

larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)

by VervetMonkey August 16, 2023

Chug Dumpling

When you chug a beer while taking a poop

I was about to chug a beer but had to poop so i decided to pull a chug dumpling and I enjoyed it.

by Dr Chug Dumpling September 24, 2021

Dipped Dumplings

Where you stab someone in the stomach with a knife sharpener, then teabag the open wound. when you pull out, your nutsack should look like two dough covered balls that were dipped in meat sauce.

Jon " did you hear about what bob did?"
Nathan " Yeah I heard he dipped his dumplings"
Jon " Gnarly"
Nathan " nothing like Dipped Dumplings"

by MetalxHead May 8, 2011