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don't Snopes me, bro!

An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.

Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.
Person A

Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)

Isn't that FUNNY?

Person B

That's not true,

Person A

don't Snopes me, bro!

Person B

(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 17, 2013
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Don't judge before you know

This is something most people should learn. Stop judging and saying what people are and aren't if you don't know them, if you don't live their lives. Only them know the reality.
Person 1: Look at this fool, he look like a buster!
Person 2: Maan, don't judge before you know
by Anonymousmf123 May 22, 2020
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Don't blame the person for finding out a way to beat the system , blame the system for being beatable
Person 1: WAIT, WHAT!? HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT! IT'S NOT FAIR!
Person 2:Well it doesn't say you can't do that.
Person 1:But it's not fair
Person 2: Don't hate the player, hate the game
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don't dog the boys

don't dog the boys is a term often used by mates when one of there boys either ditches or intends to ditch a gathering or social event with the lads for something far less important like work, a girl or in extreme cases of dogging the boys even a quiet night in.
"Ay don't dog the boys mate, we have had this piss up planned for weeks"
by Barnibus_Samuels July 24, 2017
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Don't Cry, Craft

A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

Watch out, the Phandom has risen.
"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."

"Don't cry, craft."

"What?"

"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."
by jawnthehedgelord April 19, 2015
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Don't drop the SOPA

To warn someone to not disregard bills such as the SOPA act, or they will get anally raped by the government
Dude, you going to America? Don't drop the SOPA or you'll be in some major hell.
by NightdesertHawkManguy February 6, 2012
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Don Cheadle Time

A term made famous by Kanye West, meaning to go apeshit on an individual or group of people.
I swear to God, if that bitch keep fucking with me, it's gonna be Don Cheadle Time! Extra black on her ass!
by Ofaliss May 11, 2011
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