american disease

when you suffer from american disease it means you are dumb

person: i have american disease

person2: whats that ?
person: it means im dumb

by xellqee January 12, 2021

barrett disease

When you texting a lot with a guy or girl except it feels a bit sketchy and awkward in person and you don’t know if you like them or not

Man, Liz and Joe have such bad Barrett disease right now! I hope they make it as a couple together!

by Apersoncontributingtosociety October 17, 2017

Hashtag's Disease

When someone thinks they're really clever because they make half their post or Tweet a hashtag. So they do it all the time.

Real life instances of "Hashtag's Disease":

I was home two hours late for curfew. Oh wait, #WHYDOIHAVEACURFEW

I AM IN BED SO EARLY AND IT FEELS SO NICE! #igothomebeforemyparentsdid #notabigdeal

by Screamin' Squirter September 21, 2011

Pac Disease

A deadly fast spreading disase in which rappers act like and pretend to be 2Pac and fail to be origninal

Tha Realest, Ja Rule, Blac Haze, Master P (and the entire No Limit label)

by NanyoBizzness October 08, 2003

BBT disease

Commonly known as "bitch be trippin'" disease. Common signs of BBT include but are not limited to talking to one's self, screaming for no particular reason, a deep belief that others are always talking about you, and wearing a heavy down parka when it's 95 degrees outside.

She is clearly suffering from BBT disease.

by peach mahoney December 06, 2006

lolers disease

A condition that causes people to use lol too much.

Fredrick: Hey! lol
Michael: Hi there
Fredrick: lol whats up?
Michael: not much really
Fredrick: lol cool
Michael: do you have lolers disease?
Fredrick: lol wut?

by Pengwin April 30, 2007

Eminem disease

What you have if your white and your a rapper and you actually sound good when you rap. People with this disease usually get made fun of for being a white rapper but when someone actually listens to their music they sound good and earn respect.

White guy: Hey man you wanna hear my rap song?

Black guy: *laughs* ok white boy lets see how much you suck.

*they both listen to the white guys rap song*

Black guy: Damn you ripped that shit up.

White guy: I know, and I'm white too I dont understand.

Black guy: Seems like you have the Eminem Disease.

White guy: Huh, I never knew that.

by I have the eminem disease August 31, 2009