Cultural Disaster

The result of a music producers attempt to create innovative music through unconventional collaboration between different cultural styles, trends and other phenomena in hopes that the novelty of the work will capture attention of consumers.

Usually this innovation stays within familiar boundaries in order to avoid testing any actual comfort zones of the listener, resulting in an uninspired, overplayed marketing gimmick which, at least in principle, would actually be offensive to many individuals provided anyone actually took the time to think about it as something other than a marketable product.
A sarcastic account of a cultural disaster would resemble something similar to the statement concerning the music video for the Lady Gaga song "Telephone" that follows: "I love how Lady Gaga, Beyonce and some of their backup dancers wear torn up American flags as costumes while dancing in a bar where the plot indicates they just murdered all the patrons, while singing about the perils of people trying to call your cell phone while you are drunk at a club. It conveys respect for themselves, pride for their nation and, most important of all, makes a lot of sense."

See also: Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho
by Brian Seacrest April 15, 2010
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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
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disaster darling

A phrase used by Craig Revel Horwood on Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing With The Stars for when he’s in his usual shitty mood.
That was a disaster darling!
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Disaster Bi

look up Everett Gray from XOXO Droplets.
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When one completely obliterates another's emotions
Don't even get me started son before i Naturally disaster your emotions
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angel face disaster

Lana Del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place
Greg: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?

Max: Yeah, no. She’s an angel face disaster. I wouldn’t if I were you…
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angel face disaster

Lana del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place...
Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
by i am most likely god August 15, 2024
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