diaperwad

A "surprise" pulled out of a diaper by the kid ( or adult) who is wearing it and either smudged on the wall or handed to the responsible adult on scene.

I was babysitting Stan's son last night, and while I was watching football that dumbass kid threw his diaperwad right at my face. So I threw one back at him.

by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008

shut your diaper

The phrase to use when you want to tell someone to shut up and that they're full of shit at the same time.

Person 1: I'm so exhausted from working so hard on my homework!

Person 2: Shut your diaper!

by UUUUUU April 15, 2009

diahrrea monster

The SOB who comes in while your working/sleeping/eating to make you want to crap yourself. It is possible to fight off diahrrea monster, but it isnt as easy to fight off as the sleep monster.

I was in the middle of a dream when the diahrrea monster snuck in and made me crap out my insides.

by Mike Castaneda October 6, 2005

cunt diaper

n. sanitary napkin (drawing on perceived similarities between feminine pads and baby diapers) Used by author Stephen King in the novel 'Gerald's Game.'

My cunt diaper leaked today, so I ruined a new pair of underwear by getting menstrual blood all over the crotch.

by Mr. Dude Man July 6, 2006

diaper head

A derogatory name for someone of Middle-Eastern descent. Probably the most common usage is in reference to Selami bin Hiden, I mean Osama bin Laden. Especially given the circumstances in Iraq, a diaper head is not a good thing to be.

Redneck 1: "Dude, look at that diaper head over there at the pump"

Redneck 2: "Gawdamnnit! Where's my gun?"

by Jaegermeister May 20, 2005

diaper tea

The shallow, warm kiddie pool at the public pool or swim club.

Specifically, the water in the kids' pool.

I took Jr. to the local pool and he wanted to play in the diaper tea.

I was watching my kid at the kiddie pool when some little jerk splashed me with diaper tea.

by rpetras April 19, 2010

diaper hat

Must-have apparel for anyone answering to "shitferbrains".

Hey shitferbrains, where's your diaper hat?

by jammyboil July 20, 2008