Diplomatic Cable

A diplomatic cable is a report written by embassy staff to the Department of State in Washington D.C. Thousands are sent a day.

Wikileaks released a bunch of Diplomatic Cables the other day.

by acalarch December 2, 2010

stink cable

A skinny, seemingly endlessly long turd.

Man: I just laid a hell of a stink cable in the urinal at TGI Fridays.

Friend: Bro....that's sick.

by Rotten Kiiwii May 23, 2016

basic cable

Average looking girls; who are free, easy, not hard to get. There is not much to look at, you do not get the good Channels

That girl is basic cable.

by Sharon Magoole November 4, 2011

Cyberbully

To cyberbully is to tease, make fun of, or insult a person on the internet. Basically acting like a tough guy or a bully on the internet.

Someone got cyberbullied and killed herself later on, because what was said to her hurt really badly.

Joe: Yo girl, you really are a disgrace to this world. You shouldn't be here.

Lisa: I am not a disgrace! I can do -

Joe: Nobody likes you. Not even your parents.

Lisa: What?! Yes they do!

Joe: Prove it; did they ever SAY they love you? Probably not.

Lisa: No! Stop! You're wrong!

Joe: Hmph, you're not meant to belong anywhere in this world.

Lisa: STOP!

Later on, Lisa cries, and tells her parents she was being made fun of and insulted on the internet.

Parent: Oh, he was a cyberbully!

by EpicWinzorz December 27, 2008

Sexually Transmitted Cyber Disease

A piece of malware from a pornsite.

After looking at too much pr0n, Johnny caught a sexually transmitted cyber disease.

by molecule802.11 May 8, 2009

cyber jimmy

A computer anti-virus or firewall program that keeps you from getting infected with a virus. It is kind of like a condom since condoms keep you from STD's

After my harddrive got fried, I bought an internet security program to use as a cyber jimmy.

by jab131 October 1, 2005

cyber dip

Cyber dipping is the act of chewing tobacco while engaging in skype or any form of online communication. The idea is to enjoy a dip online with a fellow dipper.

Tom: hey man want to have a cyber dip?
Jimmy: hell yeah what you chewing?
Tom: Skoal Mint, you?
Jimmy: Skoal spearmint

by T-Tank81 October 7, 2010