horse custard

in typical terms its used to describe a man's fluid juice

1. you have horse custard all over your face again
2. i fucked that bitch last night and i poured horse custard all over her face
3. "whats for dinner?" " horse custard"

by Bad Habit April 23, 2006

Love Custard

A red hot rock band, based in Germany, but comprised of Welsh, Scottish, German, English and Isle of Mann musicians. They were formed in 2002, and can be checked out at www.lovecustard.com

Love Custard played a really great gig last night.

by Rick Whitehead June 11, 2004

Custard Fuck

1.A custard fuck is when a man or women rubs custard all over the other sex partner and starts fucking them. The heat from the bodies cause the custard to turn into milk.

Custard Types
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Swirl

Gerald bought custard from rita's and went home to custard fuck his girlfriend.

by D-Money and Casey April 2, 2005

custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.

My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker

by sam April 5, 2004

Coconut Custard

A secret sexual fetish invented by the Masons that was used for them to be able to pass ideas to each other under the noses of the Catholic church.

It involves jizzing on a table, flattening the jizz out in a perpendicular bar, then shitting on said jizz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a Gertrude-Hawks chocolate factory package. (Kind of like a Boston Pancake except this one actually has historic value)
The resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.

I wonder if those kids know that a Coconut custard is an antient Masonic ritual.

My girlfriend was misbehaving so I whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.

I dropped my Gertrude Hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as I bent over to pick it up I accidentally jizzed and shat and then I couldn't tell which was the chocolate bar.

by crunkjesus October 7, 2009

Custard Tart

When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.

Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?

Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?

by Cockaddict November 1, 2018

CUSTARD HEAD

PEOPLE WHO HAVE RATHER YELLOW HAIR :D

'OMGZ, MY HAIR IS SO BLONDEYELLOW'
'HA, YEH, CUSTARD HEAD'

by lolageeee August 17, 2009