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A portmanteau of the words cumshot and compilation. When a brother from another mother edits the best part of a bunch of pornographic videos (the cumshot) together, you get a cumpilation. It saves you the time of watching the whole video to get to the part you probably like the most. In addition, you do not need to acquire all the videos to get all the cumshots. For example, if Remy LaCroix is your favorite pornstar, a cumpilation will gather all her cumshots together to view in a row. Kind of like when people edit all the best jokes or scenes in a movie into one short clip.
Man, thank goodness someone made a cumpilation of Jada Stevens. I was gonna dedicate a whole weekend to downloading all her videos, but now I just have to download that one cumpilation. Whoever made it is a real time saver!
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by aaazzure March 6, 2022
Get the clumpster mug.Occupying the liminal space between FWB and an open relationship, Cumpadres share a mutual cumpassion, practice open cummunication, provide cumfort, cumpanionship and sexual gratification for one another, whilst leading independent lives and consciously working through unhealthy patterns of codepedence.
Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing).
Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along.
Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary.
Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.
Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing).
Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along.
Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary.
Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.
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