cuban chuck

normally a sweaty fat male from cuban living in new jersery ,hangs around schools preying on young girls, a cuban chuck is bald and toothless

that cuban chuck walked passed me a smiled disgustingly

by tylolex July 2, 2016

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.

I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016

Cuban handshake

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.

She just gave him a Cuban handshake

by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023

Cuban handjob

It it where you wrap the mans penis in tobacco leaves when he ejaculates u then roll up the tobacco leaf and smoke his cum.

Lisa gives the best Cuban handjobs

by ahatch52 November 20, 2020

Cuban Torch

The act of forcing someone to drink gasoline and then throw a lit match into their mouth and observe them as their body burns from the inside out.

You stinking cockroach fuck you think I won't Cuban Torch you?

Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.

by TheCrazyCuban999 October 10, 2011

The Cuban Shuffle

The action of shuffling cars around in a driveway or elsewhere to get the one car that is stuck in front out. Usually takes two or more people.

<scene> guys chilling early friday night with some beers>>>

Cory: Yo I got to leave
Sam: Dude... its still early and mikes blocking you in.
Cory: Hey mike i need you to help me do the cuban shuffle so i can go.
Mike: pussssss

by samanthagrace August 3, 2012

cuban dip

Wiping your finger on your balls or ass and rubbing it on your mates top lip

Hey Bobby, I just cuban dipped George Jefferies with a dirty middle digit

by Gaznvee January 15, 2023