Chicago Cubs

A baseball team from Chicago Illinios, with a classic home feild known as Wrigly, famous for it's ivy on the walls in the outfeild. The team it's self is quite terrible, and haven't won a wold series since the stone age. If they ever come close, there's always someone to blame it on when we fuck up weather it's be a fan or damn goat or something else retarted that it totally and completly unrealted the sport of baseball. Nicknamed the lovable losers for their blowness at it. Also have the greatist fans in the sport, and some like to poke fun at them when they're frusterated with their preformance lately........

Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Hey did we win today?

Chicago Cubs Fan #2: No, their picther had a complete game, no hitter.

Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Holy shit!! Who was it???

Chicago Cubs Fan #2: Some single A call up.

Chicago Cubs Fan #3: What the hell..ooh well, we had a 3 game winning streak going anyways, I was starting to feel uncomfortable

Chicago Cubs Fans # 1&2: Word.

by i dont want a name. September 21, 2005

Alabama Crabshoot

The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.

Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late

by dinglefuck May 2, 2010

mud crabs

The result of having anal intercourse on a regular basis with a woman with an excess amount of pubic hair in the area of the gooch,which results in fecal matter becomeing lodged in the hair which, resembles a crab.

I railed Jessica in the butt last night and this morning when i went back for more, she had a bad case of mud crabs.

by Greg Mow-Chow February 3, 2007

Chicago Cubs

Nomar Garciaparra's team.

The Chicago Cubs finally have a hard-working player who doesn't urinate on his hands.

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

Crabs

An animal found at the sea.

Look at those crabs, Johnny.

by DRIZAIK December 7, 2003

chabs

Having abs that are either hidden or accompanied by stomach fat, can be used to insult people who think they have abs when they really don't. Chubby abs = chabs.

*Man pulls down top*
"Check it out bro, i have a 6 pack."
"No you don't, you've got chabs."

by mcg0060 October 30, 2011

curbside gang

One of the most notorious and superior gang to gain sovereignty of El Cerrito Senior High from 2010-2014. An oligarchy most know for: (1)their utterly extravagant soirées, (2) pulling the vast majority of the Caucasian girl student body, and (3) beating the baseball team in every aspect in life.

Boy 1):" curbside gang just took my girl...again"

Boy 2):"I guess if you can't beat them, join them"

It was my uttermost honor and privilege to hand CSG their diploma
-David Luango

by thisisnotacsghater June 25, 2014