a substitute for a swear word.
Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?
Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.
Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.
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Get the crunch punch mug.Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"
Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!
Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!
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Get the Captain crunching mug.The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.
The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.
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My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.
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