An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.
Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
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Music producer: Wow, I just listened to Randy Newman's sublime new album Little Criminals - Short People is without a doubt the most beautiful and heart-warming song ever! Record label liaison: So true. We might as well right away shut down the music industry - this is simply as good as it gets. Everything else will just sound lame now after having been blessed by witnessing the divine genius of Randy Newman. He is truly a God!
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Mr krabs: (gasps) it's what criminals wear to bed, don't worry about that !
Mr krabs: (gasps) it's what criminals wear to bed, don't worry about that !
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