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criminately!

An exclamation made in the south to express a feeling of exacerbation. See also Jiminy Cricket!
Did you hear about ol Joe Bob down the road? He got his peter stuck in bee hive! Criminately!
by Rosa Cockatoo May 31, 2021
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Quasi-Criminal

Not a thing. That isn't a thing that exists.
Hym "Look at him making shit up over there. What is a quasi-criminal, Jordan? Someone who does a thing that isn't a crime but you subjectively think it should be a crime so you're justified in preventing them from speaking online and/or causing them to lose money... Which is what happened to you... Seriously. The prefix 'Quasi' means 'apparently but not really.' So, like a big muscley guy with tattoos and a motorcycle who rides a motorcycle but he works as an accountant and doesn't have a criminal record or a black guy with chains and a durag. THAT is a quasi-criminal. He SEEMS like he would be a criminal... But is NOT A CRIMINAL. And he tries to tie everything he's asked about into the need for society... To do something about... People online... Using their freedom of speech... To say things... That he personally doesn't like (But other people LOVE, Jordan, everybody loves the shit I say here)... But, how is doing that any different then Youtube demonetizing you? How is the claim that YOU are doing some sort of abstract harm with YOUR speech any less legitimate? That was the justification. For firing you. You decried Youtube for taking down your videos. But it's exactly the same."
by Hym Iam November 1, 2023
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Criminal

A person who commits crimes
Jamal is a criminal he shot tyrone and is now in jail, while Karen chants justice for jamal
by Vedderno1 May 31, 2022
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Fake criminal

Someone who takes psychiatry who never did anything picked out of a kindergarten class to take psychiatry just living their lives taking voltage supplement treatment one day got in trouble and woke up in jail while constipated side effect cussing
That's a fake criminal bro it's my psychiatrist
by Zachary O'Donnell March 18, 2025
mugGet the Fake criminalmug.

criminize

I an act of domoralizing any social or active group by "The Man"
The man is trying to keep us down and criminize us.
by Super Dave X January 2, 2013
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Criminalize

And once again you miss the point and/or are not taking things to their logical conclusion... But fret not! I AM HERE!!!

Hym "For one, it isn't just YOU choosing where you spend YOUR money. It's YOU instructing YOUR FOLLOWERS as to where THEY should spend THEIR money. So, now, instead of being ruled by purple haired trannies from the bottom up, we're being ruled by retarded youtube dwarves from the bottom up. For all you know, you're galvanizing people who would have been (otherwise) ambivalent. And as far as logical conclusions are concerned, the war against transgenderism inevitably ends with imprisonment. You've already spoken about criminalizing the doctors and your justification for involving yourself in how OTHER PEOPLE raise their kids is predicated on the fact that you consider what they are doing abuse. So... The inevitable conclusion must be the doctors going to prison, the parents having their kids taken away or going to prison. Even if you prevent THOSE parents (and not the YOU parents) from preforming the body modification, the parents may still allow the kids to DRESS as the opposite gender. So, if they let them DRESS as the opposite gender are you going to lock the parents up? You don't want it around you kids, so, what happens when THAT trans kid is at school with your kids?
You've legislated what the teachers are allowed to say, so what happens when the kids start talking to the other kids about what they believe to be true? Start punishing the kids? YOUR kids bully THEIR kids until THEIR kids either live in accordance with your will or kill themselves OR murder your children? I mean, if the parents can believe whatever they want and teacher their kids whatever they want and they aren't modifying their kids with hormones and surgery, what recourse do you have when it comes to their kids parroting the things they are taught by their parents? Or are you conflating the entire ideology with abuse? If that's the case then how are you not just dictating how other people raise their kids? What ideologies am I not allowed to teach my kids under punishment of law? Am I not allowed to teach my kids Marxism? It's no less authoritarian in it's implementation than when the woke does it. How far down the chain of culpability are you willing to criminalize things?"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2023
mugGet the Criminalizemug.

Criminal Users Gets Grounded

the karma what criminals deserves, even families seeing them crimes, they sentenced to rooms and no fun complete strict
ex: Makes Criminal Users Gets Grounded
ex2: Cyberbully alert
Ex: I Don't give a shit
by jacob.anthony00@gmail.com February 2, 2022
mugGet the Criminal Users Gets Groundedmug.

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