criminal wreckord

What da perps in a swoop-and-squat scam will likely get if they're caught and prosecuted.

If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and

(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Flag

Get the criminal wreckord mug.

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Flag

Get the The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion mug.

Criminally Tweakin'

When you checkin out the motives of everyone around you in every environment you be in even if they aint plottin for you you could see it getting to you anyway

She criminally Tweakin' so hard right now

by Maridonna Bechina June 25, 2020

Flag

Get the Criminally Tweakin' mug.

Criminally thicc

When someone is so thicc that it should be a crime

She’s criminally thicc... no way an ass like that is allowed

by JyCobb May 6, 2021

Flag

Get the Criminally thicc mug.

Criminal negligence

Clothing that criminals wear to bed

Spongebob: mr krabs what's criminal negligence?

Mr krabs: (gasps) it's what criminals wear to bed, don't worry about that !

by Mimijojo March 24, 2021

Flag

Get the Criminal negligence mug.

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.

"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."

by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023

Flag