Refers to either:
(1) a horrid misdeed involving mowed-'n'-dried livestock-feed, or
(2) a shockingly-inconsiderate/insensitive "cheating a horny stud outta his promised reward" infraction whereby a "cow" (i.e., a seemingly-willing gal) refuses to "give her milk" (i.e., spread her legs) for a dude after he's naively/trustingly "fed her a bale of premium timothy-and-alfalfa" --- i.e., performed a valuable action on her behalf, such as spending money on her, taking her out to dinner, completing one or more yucky/boring/difficult tasks for her, etc. --- in exchange for her promise of letting him "milk her" (i.e., partake in a bouncy-bouncy with her) when said favor has been completed.
(1) a horrid misdeed involving mowed-'n'-dried livestock-feed, or
(2) a shockingly-inconsiderate/insensitive "cheating a horny stud outta his promised reward" infraction whereby a "cow" (i.e., a seemingly-willing gal) refuses to "give her milk" (i.e., spread her legs) for a dude after he's naively/trustingly "fed her a bale of premium timothy-and-alfalfa" --- i.e., performed a valuable action on her behalf, such as spending money on her, taking her out to dinner, completing one or more yucky/boring/difficult tasks for her, etc. --- in exchange for her promise of letting him "milk her" (i.e., partake in a bouncy-bouncy with her) when said favor has been completed.
Da term "haynous crime" could also humorously describe a combination of da above two examples --- i.e., how a delightful barn-loft tryst between a farmer's daughter and her penis-proffering lover would likely be viewed by her strict-and-feared "paw" if he ever found out about it, such as if said blinky-eyed chick "got a bun in da oven". (Never mind da fact dat SHE HERSELF was probably conceived in exactly da same way --- i.e., her "maw" and "paw" had probably shared a few "rolls in da cattle-grass" of their own a decade-and-a-half or more ago, causing an unexpected pregnancy dat resulted in said now-sexually-active daughter's existence. So said "Big Daddy" would therefore have "little room to talk" regarding history's merely having repeated itself in da procreation department!)
by QuacksO January 15, 2023
Optimus Crime was the admin of a message board on the dark web called Hack BB where criminals would do nothing but sell hacks, discuss crime, and perfect their scamming game. You could find very in depth articals about everything from carding, fake ids, and other fraud shit to How to change your identity and disappear completely. Optimus was a regular contributor to this forum and wrote a lengthy document about "how to disappear completely."
The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.
No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.
The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.
No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.
Dont trust that dude Optimus Crime, he wrote 100 page pdf files on how to create, assume, and use new identities.
by cadfaOHHHHNIgghey April 12, 2021
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by paraginylvalylcysteinylthreony July 15, 2022
Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.
by Crawdad Nelson February 01, 2019
A Rainbow Crime is when people of multiple races or ethnicities get together and put aside their differences to commit a crime in a joint effort. When wearing a ski mask, you cannot see the color of the skin, making rainbow crimes more common than most of us assume.
Chen, Lawrance, and Rihad all got together to rainbow crime their local bank. Utilizing each of their skills, Rihad blew up the door with explosives, Chen, using his superior mathematical prowess, cracked the safe, and Lawrance made off with all the loot in record time, simultaniously knocking out each security guard with well placed superman punches.
by silasam July 02, 2010
A piece of forensic equipment or forensics software used in procedural dramas that does not exist in the real world. Often used to solve a crime when the writers aren't intelligent or creative enough to have the characters use real world crime solving techniques.
Did you see "Bones" last night? They put a fragment of wrist bone in the Crime-a-lator to create a full facial reconstruction of the victim.
by gehern October 23, 2008