Crime-Scening

The act of having sex while a woman is on her period.

“Sorry Brianna, I won’t be crime-scening you tonight. I just washed the sheets”

by Pierre Bennet January 4, 2022

process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019

War Crime

Mainly Among Us memes used in a Discord chat that is unhinged

Amusing? Do you mean Among Us? Sus
This is a WAR CRIME

by Chaosgamingx February 20, 2023

Crime shame

Common mishearing of "crying shame".

That's a crime shame that Peggy failed her math exam.

by Sir Mortemous January 2, 2022

crime-a-lator

A piece of forensic equipment or forensics software used in procedural dramas that does not exist in the real world. Often used to solve a crime when the writers aren't intelligent or creative enough to have the characters use real world crime solving techniques.

Did you see "Bones" last night? They put a fragment of wrist bone in the Crime-a-lator to create a full facial reconstruction of the victim.

by gehern February 28, 2009

Hate Crimed

The past tense of a crime that was committed motivated by prejudice

“ I was hate crimed because I’m a lesbian”

by cookiemonstered September 15, 2021

Optimus Crime

Optimus Crime was the admin of a message board on the dark web called Hack BB where criminals would do nothing but sell hacks, discuss crime, and perfect their scamming game. You could find very in depth articals about everything from carding, fake ids, and other fraud shit to How to change your identity and disappear completely. Optimus was a regular contributor to this forum and wrote a lengthy document about "how to disappear completely."

The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.

No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.

Dont trust that dude Optimus Crime, he wrote 100 page pdf files on how to create, assume, and use new identities.

by cadfaOHHHHNIgghey April 12, 2021