non-dairy creamer

the act of making jizz McCum... when you feel the urge to splurge and pop one off, when you do the big M and make Semen A.k.A non-dairy creamer...
Creamer= jizz
Non-Dairy= cuz it doesnt taste like milk.. trust me..

Johhny made some non-dairy creamer in his pants..

by Cha$e.. a.k.a Mr.MikeHuntIzItchee.. July 31, 2007

Creagerschmidt

a half human, half wolf-like creature. A Creagerschmidt is a crafty, sexually charged shape-shifting animal that is as dangerous as it is beautiful. They are born with Asian features and wolf-like instincts. Their diet consists of raw, bloody meat, and their appetite is as ferocious as their urge to rape other humans. They are amazing.

Oh shit, that Creagerschmidt is looking fiiiineee

by Onis December 29, 2010

Cottage Creamer

A girl who is so fat, she cums cottage cheese!

I got totally beasted on last night. She was a real cottage creamer.

by gooh!!! December 25, 2007

Kentucky Coffee Creamer

When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.

Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.

Bruh, I totally gave her a Kentucky Coffee Creamer!

Fuckin' sweet, dude.

by Fuckhands McMike December 14, 2016

kitty creamer

A kitty creamer is a woman who knows exactly how how to make things cream with her pussy. She is amazing in bed and can seduce both men and women and prefers fucking both at the same time!

Her pussy knows how to get the cream, she's a real kitty creamer!

by fukeweagain February 22, 2019

creamers

A womans lactation station for warm fresh beverages, ushually beverages are served to babies. also known as breasts

look at the creamers on her.
i would play with her creamers.

by bananna jamma July 20, 2006

Irish Creamer

While brewing some coffee in the kitchen, you procure some anal from your partner. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, poor the hot coffee in the gaping anal cavity, and ejaculate into the coffee.

Michael gave April an Irish Creamer last night. She got third degree burns in her ass, but he wasn't really sure why it was called an Irish Creamer.

by notCanada February 14, 2010