crayon

One who is younger than those in their surroundings. Usually in the 1st year or freshman year within tertiary education. There exist subclasses of classification around being a crayon. Current subclasses are pastels, chalk, and cashmere.

O wow! These crayons are so annoying and immature.

Did you see how gorgeous that crayon is he must be a cashmere?

That crayon is a pastel! He has the cutest baby face in the world.
The ugliest crayon has been declared the school's piece of chalk.

by pencilcase121 June 8, 2017

claydon

An amazing person you should always wanna be with and is someone you should never cheat on.

"My boyfriend is such a Claydon i love him so much."

by no yse no November 19, 2018

Crayonism

The holy religion of crayons, specifically crayola

Vexx is in the religion of Crayonism, she is too far gone!

by Vexx_Blackheart March 12, 2020

crayon smoker

something to call a dumb ass that looks like they would smoke crayons due not having any weed

ted: jeff looks like a crayon smoker

by according to all known laws February 27, 2021

Crayonize

The act of dumbing down an explanation of something for someone with no intelligence or understanding of the topic being discuss. Commonly used by IT Professionals talking to Sales people.

I will have to crayonize these instructions for this sales user.

by BigFatDad1968 January 12, 2023

Crayon Muncher

Defined as a person in a video game who shows no sign of common sense and intellect, very similar to being braindead

Look at this Crayon Muncher spamming.

by KamiFR0ZE September 22, 2023

dirty crayon

The natural scent of a young African American.

Damn girl, is that dirty crayon you got on?!

by Tanner B October 30, 2013