Cranking

Not that thing that Maria said it was.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary, Maria, cranking doesn’t mean that!

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

Cranking

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.

Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.

by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021

Crunning

The act of being intentionally ignorent, being more and more annoying just to make them mad

Person 1: "it's litteraly not!"
Person 2: 'Prove it"
Person 1: *shows proof*
Person 2: Ok but that could be fake
Person 1:....you're crunning, aren't you?
Person 2: What's that?

by LitaFita April 9, 2021

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Channing

The one kid parents warn you about. Somebody that they don't want you to be.

"Please never be a Channing." "Oh god, my kid is turning out to be a Channing."

by Brooke2321 May 27, 2021

Crunning

The awkward run you do across a road when you're not sure if a driver has let you pass or not.
Crossing-Running

I'm not sure if they waved but I cran anyways.

It was an awkward day of crunning across different roads.

by Crasdit June 26, 2021