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craterface

Dude, tony lovato is such a craterface!
by kate March 3, 2005
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Smoking Craters

Slang term for smoking weed. Reference to an old muppets skit on Saturday Night Live, The Land of Gorch. In this skit, one of the characters is found to be "Smoking Craters", inhaling the smoke from the craters on the planet, presumably for narcotic purposes.
Do you know what your son is doing?
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!
by wisss March 29, 2008
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Crafty Butcher

A Homosexual, Mostly refering to Male homosexuality;
One who likes to have his meat taken around the back
Where would you like this meat put?
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in
by Matty/Boy March 9, 2007
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crasterbation

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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Cratering

When things go to shit or fall apart. Often used in I.T.
"Hey, are you coming for lunch?"
"Can't my fucking application is cratering and I need to fix it..."
by MaDMaN_26 March 28, 2007
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Crafty Butcher

The term is coined from an old English expression and is used to describe someone who is homosexual.

It comes from the 1930's when shopkeepers had to pay the tax man at the front door of their shops when receiving stock to sell, whereas the "crafty butcher" would have his MEAT delivered to the BACK DOOR.
"Check that guy, he's a crafty butcher, look at the way he walks."
"What do you mean?"
"Well he obviously takes meat round his back door."
by j4ynut April 25, 2010
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home crater

1. a chill spot.

2. the sunken in center of your mattress. when flipping it doesn't do shit because it's double sided. it's usually been there for so long that you find yourself unable to sleep in a bed without one.

3. a grassy knoll.
casey: "I need to switch the cushions because this one is caving in in one spot."

me: "A home crater."

casey: "Yeah."
by BlackTangledHeart November 29, 2009
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