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constance bay

Constance Bay- also known as cbay to the locals- is a sketchy town just outside of Ottawa that not a lot of people know about. For the people who do, it is usually an attraction to young families and teens in summer because it's placed right on the Ottawa river so it's perfect to get out of the city and go for a beach day. There are also quite a few local businesses (general stores, restaurants, spa, a community center etc) that makes it easy for people live down here. The population is mostly made up of old people that are mostly pretty nice. But don't be fooled, there are always sketchy sneaky deals going down around here with mostly drugs and alcohol by mostly teens that have too much time and are desperate for money. Down here everyone knows each other and wears plaid and drives trucks have boats and sleds and is usually drunk or smoking a joint. everydays a party down here!
person 1: lets go to constance bay for the day!
person 2: ya! sounds like an awesome idea! we'll get icecream, go for a boat ride and watch the sunset, and get a great tan!
person 3: alright I'll come too as long as we bring the gun
by hskid June 9, 2018
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Constact

A portmanteau word being a blend of "constant" and "contact". Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020, when many employees were suddenly forced to work remotely; yet retain instantaneous communication with their co-workers.
Despite me now being able to work in my underwear, I was forced to keep in constact with the office.
by Office Skivvy April 14, 2020
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Constança

Probably the best person you will ever meet. Constança is really funny and outgoing. She is obcessed with books and dark academia (just give her a book in her birthday).
Even though Constança was educated by gods, she is really insecure.
If you want a best friend than mabye Constança is the best choice despite her crazy behavior... she will protect you against anything.
She is also a hopessly romantic and a introvert.
Person 1: Damn have you seen Constança?
Person 2: no why?
Person 3: I think she is going to kill me because I told her she couldn’t date Apollo.
by anonymous December 4, 2021
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Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer

When someone in a third world country pleasures multiple homeless people under a bridge using a penis pump.
Some stupid hoopajoop decided he wanted to be a Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer and has a line of homeless people obstructing traffic for a mile to have his penis pump used on them.
by DonkeyPuncher911 April 28, 2023
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the constantine

A sex position in white you lay in the shape of a cross and your partner shuts on your chest yelling religious verses for John 3:11
Person 1: hey I asked my girl to do the Constantine with me but she said no
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets
by The author of dirty September 7, 2016
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Connor Costain

kinda gay kinda sus . Has no life outside of beating his meat every night to gay guys pounding. NEVER GETS GIRLS. ONLY MEN for connor costain
Connor Costain sucks on dicks for fun
by bhjfwevfbkwe January 8, 2019
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Diego Costa Hattrick

When a footballer scores two goals and receives a booking.
John Motson: Did you see Gareth Bale get two goals and a red card this weekend?

Ally McCoist: Sounds like he earned himself a Diego Costa Hattrick.
by anon1288601 September 2, 2019
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