Moss Covered Hatchet Wound

An extremely sloppy vagina.

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.

by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003

Cover Me I'm Reloading

AI quote from Call of Duty, used by teammate characters in multiplayer games. This is ridiculous being that it takes 2 seconds to reload, and if you use Sleight of Hand, you will be done reloading before your character finishes asking for cover.

Man that noob is SPRAYING with the UMP

Task Force 141 - "Cover me I'm reloading"

by PowerPlayGoal February 9, 2010

conversation jailer

One who won't stop talking, typically in a social scene. The type of person you make up an excuse to get away from.

Sorry I wasn't back earlier, but that conversation jailer Eddie wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by Drparty November 9, 2008

CoDversation

When two Call of Duty players clog up the left side of the computer/TV screen talking on and on about irreverent bullshit instead of focusing on the game at hand.

Taken from combining Call of Duty, or CoD, and conversation.

Keep the CoDversation to a minimum, people, and try to focus on the goddamn war, huh?

by Kyle E. Coyote May 17, 2009

cover & hover

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.

I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.

by Charlie Golf May 13, 2004

comverse

The intentional act of transferring information to a non-interested or illiterate party during a routine conversation. "communicate" + "converse" = "comverse"

I'll try and comverse the green card information to Paco while we talk about tortillas.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

cover tab

a blank tab used to immediately switch to cover up pornographic material in the event that someone notices

John had a cover tab open to immediately switch to in the event someone caught him looking at porn

by idefygravity November 18, 2011