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Count Dabula

A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.
Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...
by Loafasynia May 11, 2016
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count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"
by Doomus May 22, 2016
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Count Faggalot

1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.

Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Lemony Fuckit January 9, 2017
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Count Money Team

A Record Label Founded By : VibeDolby, a young Producer with potential, TruFuse and Southern Vibe Taydoe . Cmt Known as Count Money Team is A und ground label on the Upcoming with Nice artist Like Youngdacinco, who is is Very prominent in the Rap game and this label is soon to be known .
by Upcoming Labels XXL August 2, 2017
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Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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count dripula

One with intense drip.

Also used as a nickname when greeting someone.
Leo: What’s crackin young slug?
Caleb: Nothin’ much Count Dripula, hows it boolin?
by xX666HillsideKid666Xx February 10, 2020
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Count your lucky ducklings

Consider yourself blessed. 🦆
Mate, I have to work.
Count your lucky ducklings you've even got a job.
by humanlea July 16, 2020
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