Colombian Noose

When you give somebody a colombian necktie but instead of letting them be, you tie their tongue to a noose and let it hold the person up.

John: You won't believe what I saw on LiveLeak the other day!
Sara: What?
John: This dude got a colombian noose infront of child!
Sara: Holy shit.

by Resonanaced September 8, 2020

Colombian Brown

The act of snorting cocaine off someone’s asshole.

“Last night Sally and I took turns snorting that Colombian Brown.”

by diethyltoluamide lover February 4, 2021

Coulomb

An absolute unit that also happens to be a unit of charge

Look, over there is a Unit of Charge!

Wow, he must be a Coulomb

by Demodie February 9, 2021

Colombian suitcase

Putting a dismembered body in a suitcase and then throw it away in the middle of a public place

-Haven't seen Pedro in 3 days
-I heard he made a Colombian suitcase

by Nabucodonosor93 February 3, 2022

Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Colombian Pink Eye

When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.

Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.

Steve: No shit?

Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.

by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022

colombian horse

Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.

I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.

by dildosexual April 14, 2023