canned coochie

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

by BigChodus September 12, 2019

Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.

“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”

by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019

Caviar coochie

When a woman has some bomb ass sex

Man, I'm going to my girls house tonight to get me some of that caviar coochie.

by A. Carrington October 18, 2017

foochie coochie

crazy. sex toy that somehow fucks you have the 10 poeple closest to you do not use around tight asses itll tear them up.

i was walking down the street with my foochie coochie and hit the ten people next to me

by j e n n a November 6, 2020

coochie rabies

When someone’s coochie is so fishy that’s sea foam starts coming out.

The girl that shit in my creek coochie rabies from all that fishy stanky water.

by Crispy Milk February 2, 2020

Coochie lace

A wig for your coochie

Man on twitter: I'm selling a coochie lace, serious dms only

by GenitalHerpes69 October 27, 2018

Coochie Stash

Coochie stash is hair around the lips of the vagina. Whether it is just grown or shaved to be the way. It Has similarities of the hair over the lip of a mustache.

Brooooo.....her pussy hair looks like a mustache....wooeee dude......its a coochie stash.....LOL

by TheYAh October 26, 2020