alcohol conspiracy

A term that formed when alcohol companies teamed up with a body shimmering powder company to increase their profits, leading people to drink in disbelief of the product names of Sweet Honesty and Night Magic Evening Musk.

--"I'm shaking my head in disbelief.Who comes up with these? I need to drink."

--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"

alcohol conspiracy by mcg123 November 22, 2011

911 Conspiracy Theory

Some people believe 911 was a conspiracy theory made by the gouvernment to mislead the people.

Guy 1: So sad what happened on 911
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?

911 Conspiracy Theory by dtfe September 12, 2017

dale conspiracy theory 

when you take two things that have no relation and mash them together

example: if you smoke weed, that must mean you cant drive
ex 2: if you like to party and get drunk, you must have had gay sex

you just put two things that have no relation together in a sentence, thats a dale conspiracy theory.

dale conspiracy theory by rickpocalypse February 13, 2020

Miley Katy Conspiracy Theory 

The devil has left Miley Cyrus and entered Katy Perry. Miley's new album is completely different than what work she was doing in the past few years, and she looks different. More laid back and herself. Now Katy has done just what Miley was doing.

Miley Katy Conspiracy Theory

Miley Katy Conspiracy Theory by urbanrae June 16, 2017

The Used BMW Conspiracy 

A concept existing within the used car market on the basis that online ads for BMWs priced at or below fair market value are actually fake ads and the specific car detailed within each individual ad cannot be bought or even viewed.

“I replied to 11 different ads for a BMW E39, but the only ones who responded are the ones who are asking way too much. I feel like I may be a victim of The Used BMW Conspiracy”

“Why would you want an E39 when my buddy could hook you up with a sweet lease on a 330i?”

The Used BMW Conspiracy by TheCarDudeA8 April 24, 2020

no father conspiracy 

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return

Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy

no father conspiracy by poo January 31, 2022

International Jewish Conspiracy 

Something morons accuse you of alleging when you point out the obvious things that Jews openly do.

Hey seems like Jews really push hard to keep a ethnostate for themselves but push for White majority countries to be multicultural and integrate lots of non-Whites. Kind of like they consider us an enemy to be destroyed

What are you talking about, there is no international Jewish conspiracy to have a Jewish country for themselves and make White countries brown. The last thing Jews want is for Israel to be a Jewish homeland and the first thing they want are lots of homogenous White ethnostates!

International Jewish Conspiracy by Canviale January 22, 2023