Condimentarianism

Dietary habits marked by the religious use of a condiment or condiments

Condimentarians view food as merely a vessel for the consumption of what are commonly considered culinary accessories. Many have a general affinity for various toppings, sauces, and pastes, but extremists often find themselves with a single condiment of choice with which they coat most of their intake.

Once again at the mercy of his condimentarianism, Frank tossed his French fries out the window when he realized that the drive-thru attendant had forgotten his ketchup.

by sproutsinbrussels August 18, 2007

Houston Air Conditioner

When a sex partner blows from below on your balls and taint to cool them.

It was humid and hotter than hell outside today and luckily my girlfriend gave me a Houston Air Conditioner to cool off my sweaty balls.

by hbmn June 29, 2011

comrie

(v) to suddenly become arrogant with little or no justification

(n) being weak in character, selfish

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

condiment hair

A reference to Hayley Williams' hair,describing the red/orange/yellow coloring of her hair. The red color,introduced in the video for Pressure.Then later a second video appearence in Misery Business. Bumble&Bumble powder was used to get the most vibrancy in the mix of red and orange. While performing on Warped Tour all summer Williams' hair faded to a bleached-looking yellow.
She later began coloring it many combos of orange,yellow,and red,as it constantly needed re-dyed.

person 1:"Did you see Hayley's new condiment hair?"
person 2:"Yes, it looks like ketchup and mustard have had a child!"

by Ali The scene kid March 17, 2008

aunt condi

The female version of Uncle Tom, a sell out to her race, a black woman who will say or do anything to be in good standing with the (white) "Man", at the expense of denying her own culture. A poser, a tampoon. Think Condi Rice

That Condi Rice will support anything that George Bush does. She is an Aunt Condi.

by pghkm September 22, 2008

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.

Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."

by super_juicebox November 6, 2008

Condimentophobic

An unusual, unreasonable and persistent fear of condiments.

Vlad: "Steve, do you want some ketchup for your fries?"

Sean: "Vlad, you crackhead idiot, Steve is Condimentophobic!"

Steve: "yeah!"

by XOteric March 14, 2010