CandleJack

CandleJack is a character from the TV show "Freakazoid". Supposedly, once you say his name, he kidnaps you. This has led to many jokes on the internet.

CandleJack is freaking aw-

by SoulEatingFreak September 17, 2008

The Candle

1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle

Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...

Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!

Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.

by Lotus69 April 17, 2014

candle holder

A guy or girl facilitating the romance between a couple during a date; The Instigator of Love.

Shonda and Steve were begining to like each other. Shonda's friend Lisa wanted to be the candle holder for their first date.

by Ryyann June 20, 2007

coidle

The act of cuddling after coitus.

We were so worn out after fucking, all we could do was coidle.

by czecheater July 21, 2009

pickled Jesus candles

Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.

Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.

No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.

by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007

candle

A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.

Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it

by ihunt4bieber January 26, 2010

pork candle

the male reproductive appendage.

I fucked her with my pork candle!

by nervegas April 30, 2010