Commansenana

V. Talking out of your ass, bullshittin'
ADJ. Stupid
N. Bragger, blabber mouth, bullshitter

"Blah, Blah, Blah"
"Commansenana"

"I like eggs, butterflies, mommy?"
"Go to sleep, ur commansenana-ing it."

by RAW March 3, 2005

Commander Porktits

Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.

RedFox74 is trolling so hard, she has become Commander Porktits.

by LizardKing December 17, 2012

Anal Commander

a god of the battlefield gaming franchise :)

Person 1 - O God i got shot
Person 2 - were from
Person 1 - from over there he shot me in the ass
Person 2 - o must be anal commander then

by Commanders Slut September 10, 2011

one hander commander

Masturbating. Also see jacking off.

Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D

by OverDose363 December 18, 2005

Captain Commando

A superhero from the Capcom game "Captain Commando". The game was a beat 'em up following in the footsteps of Final Fight. The character returned later for the Marvel vs Capcom games and most recently, Namco x Capcom (Japan-only game).

If you take the first three letters of Captain and the first three letters of Commando, it spells Capcom.

*At the Avengers Headquarters*
Avengers Crew: H.Q. to each member of the Avengers...The dreadful Onslaught has disappeared. Repeat.

Captain Commando: We've defeated Onslaught. Now the earth will be at peace.

Avengers Crew: W...Who are you?

Captain Commando: I am...CAPTAIN COMMANDO!

by CapComfan July 28, 2007

Dirty Comanche

Whilst anally penetrating your partner, pull out and jam the index and middle finger of both hands into their ass. Wipe the poo stained fingers across their cheeks giving them war paint. Then let out a stereotypical American Indian war cry.

I gave a girl a dirty comanche. My war cry was so loud, my roomates thought that the Apache nation was descending on our house.

by Jay Yei January 10, 2006

Command Leader

One who gives commands / leads. The commander leader has absolute control over fucking anything. The command leader is legally allowed to (and regularly does) sexually abuse his/her subordinates and peers through physical touch. The command leader's specialty is in concealing sexual actions by claiming that sexual contact was unintentional. The most common example of this is the "UH" or "Unintentional Hand Job.
Command Leaders usually wears military camouflage bathing suits while swimming. Used with sexual undertone.

Nik : Command Leader just UH'd me!

Matt : LOL, it wasn't unintentional, she's the Command Leader!

Nik : fucccccccckk!

by kraftdinner112 January 24, 2011