Columbian Speedboat

When you are balls deep in her doing your squizz bent over the tub while holding her head under water and all you can hear is "glub blub glub bub".

Boy, last night I was at a party and I tried to go to the bathroom and I accidentally cucked my body in the middle of a Columbian Speedboat!!!

by greyskull55731 September 5, 2025

The Columbian popsicle

when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.

by hashddhsssndalfflfaln May 10, 2022

Columbian Goat Party

A sexual act consisting of having an orgy in a dark dirty room with several unattractive women while simultaneously snorting mounds of cocaine

Yo, did you hear what Scott did last night? He took the 4 grenades at the party to the old shed out back for a Columbian Goat Party

by RadioTontoMMFFMM October 10, 2022

Columbian steam train

When you rack up a line of cocaine on your erect cock and a girl snorts it up then places that hard cock in her mouth.

Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a Columbian Steam Train.

by Boosty February 24, 2021

Columbian Candy

A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.

Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.

by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016

Columbian pow pow

That good white you can only rlly get from the cartel. Slang for cocaine.

Fein “yo Valentino you got any of that Colombian pow pow?”

Valentino “igu bro.”

Ruby “what’s columbian pow pow?”

Fein “It’s cocaine girl”

by Hothead666 June 22, 2025

columbian pattycake

When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.

Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.

by TeddyBearGuru97 January 30, 2016