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blue collar

Blue collar living was not satisfying enough for him.
by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2008
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Coultard chinitis

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.
News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.
by Finesilver January 17, 2005
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contard

A contard(conservative retarded) is someone who will support every action unPresident Bush makes. When asked a question about Iraq and WMD's they try to hijack the question and talk about how Saddam Was a bad guy and how he killed his own people. Generally these are the people who are seen with signs "Nuke em all! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!" or "Iran is next" like it's a game or something.
Contard: yeehaw man' george bush shure is a gud president.

Normal Human: You sir, are an idiot.
by The Truth January 17, 2005
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pop the collar

When one flips up the collar to the upright position on their polo shirt. From the arabic: popaeus collarus meaning flamboyantly gay. Usually the collar is popped on decidedly feminine pink polos with little alligators on the front. Usually worn by frat bros or UVA students who think they are pimpin', but really look outwardly gay.
People who pop the collar are rich metrosexual fags!
by Todd Wiseman December 8, 2004
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gold collar

Young working-class adults who feel that they are entitled to luxury goods such as couture, state-of-the-art electronics, overpriced cars and pretty much anything that they cannot afford.
"The gold collar contingent, ages 18-25, is doing its part by downing $12 Kettle One vodka martinis and sporting the sleekest rims on their Lincoln Navigators. To sustain a lifestyle inspired by rap videos and pop-culture magazines such as Us, they spend a disproportionate amount of their disposable income on expensive brand-name products and services."
-See the Seattle Times article, "Gold-collar generation: The world is theirs?"
by the R word May 16, 2006
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popped collar

1. uncool trend of flipping the collar of said polo/dress shirt up
2. way of trying to look cool like those seen on MTV
3. person who is trying to be uber cool
4. often seen wearing pink to prove thier manliness
5. synonyms with: fag, pink, and retard
That dude in the pink polo is such a popped collar. He is trying way to hard to look like he's 18 when if fact he can't be more than 12... fag.
by anti-pop April 19, 2005
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robbie coltrane

The huge, lovable actor who plays Hagrid in the HP movies. Aaw, he's just so huge and cuddly, and when he has his Hagrid costume on, you just want to grab a huge toothbrush and start scrubbing him down. And give him a huge rubber ducky...
Robbie Coltrane is just so big, like a teddy bear. Don't you just wuv him?
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