Confuckled

When the consequences of your confusion means your fucked. Confused + Fucked = Confuckled

"I don't understand this assignment. I am so confuckled!"

"Which coffee shop were we suppose to meet up at again? I'm confuckled"

by dizzyCarnival September 30, 2021

Confucktion

When fucking a girl so hard she continuously hits her head on the headboard of the bed causing her to get a concussion

I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital because last night we fucked so hard I gave her a confucktion

by Simplebanana October 30, 2021

cofocktail

A non alcoholic coffee-based ensemble beverage made with the artisan craftsmanship and presentation rivaling that of rhe finest mixologist's cocktail.

Yo, have you had that cinnamon gold flake cofocktail? Got my caffeine and foodie kick in one drink.

by Remmy remmy October 31, 2021

cowfuck

a cowfuck is when something is so insanely fucking stupid, its a huge fuck up. so huge, it can be compared to a cow. so when you sleep woth the wrong girl, it can be called a cowfuck.

emily: DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER?
josh: no wtf u stupid bitch i just slept with you...
emily: NO THAT WAS MY SISTER
josh: cowfuck.......sorry. lol.

by mommymilker334 November 14, 2021

cafuckel

when ur kinda fucked

yo i’m cafuckeled rn.

by sophinator February 9, 2022

Confuckuated

The ability to be confused and not giving a fuck at the same time.

David was Confuckuated at the table while listening to his wife ramble on.

by iG00 March 13, 2022

confucked

when you get confused between the salt and pepper and fuck your brothers dad

“my therapist thinks i’m in sane because i told her about the confucked incident”

by anonymous April 10, 2022