fur coat

When you take a huge dump that's so sticky it rips off some of your butthole pubes on its escape.
"Man, the other day I took a fur coat and it clogged my grandmas toilet."
by aeroballs January 30, 2014
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T-coat

Short for "trenchcoat", a type of jacket with a long bottom that seems to drag on the ground, but only if you're not tall enough.
"T-Coats are not allowed to be worn in schools thanks to the Trenchcoat Mafia."
-me
by Dave September 09, 2004
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red coat

Someone who works for the British holiday camp company, Butlins. Typically chavvy, slightly gay, and prone to singing and dancing. They wear red coats, obviously.
The red coats were singing Barbie Girl all night!
by Nimbuspony March 27, 2008
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coat-tails

A new offensive term for a parasitic person who "ride someone's coat tails", and claims your social success as their own
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to one another; Obama continued Bill Clinton's liberal policies and Hilary Clinton wanted to succeed Barack Obama in 2016.
by Sexydimma June 24, 2017
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coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.
Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag
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Scroat Coat

Off out Tomming?

Don’t forget your scroat coat.
by Mofo1610 October 30, 2023
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dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.
Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.
by kurnous gromula January 14, 2020
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