A fictional method of male ejaculation whereby one's semen is shot into the air as one main globule only to cluster and split into thousands of spunky droplets when the apex of it's trajectory is reached.
Dude 1: "Yo dude, I totally cluster spunked ya mom last night."
Dude 2: "Oh snap, Dude. Oh snap."
Dude 1: "That bitch was caked, yo!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap, Dude. Oh snap."
Dude 1: "That bitch was caked, yo!"
by Spunkmaster6008 October 12, 2009
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1 Somebody with no social life and one that doesn't value their own time.
2 Someone who has no idea about anything and it's as if they live under a rock.
1 Somebody with no social life and one that doesn't value their own time.
2 Someone who has no idea about anything and it's as if they live under a rock.
Guy 1: So have you seen the Hangover 2?
Guy 2: I didn't know there was a Hangover 1...
Guy 1: You're such a Cluster Child!
Guy 2: I didn't know there was a Hangover 1...
Guy 1: You're such a Cluster Child!
by anonymous v564654654 June 29, 2011
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Pertaining to someone who Christian- Latter-day Saints when their belief prevents them from doing something, or is the reason for their actions. Another way of saying "I can't, I'm Mormon."
I need someone down here who understands my stupid sarcasm and who would want to go get mariposa mochas without coffee due to the Mormon Clause!
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